[Intro]
You are fucking brown
You are fucking brown
Get the fuck outta town

[Verse 1]
You take your side
I'll take my side this time around
You take your side
I'll kick you out this time around
I'll kick you out, when you’re gone, it’ll make me smile
You know I'll never back down now

[Chorus]
You are fucking brown
You are fucking brown
Get the fuck outta town
Fuck off brown clown

[Verse 2]
You all smell like shit, I'm getting sick of it
They still all steal our shit, stop putting up with it
Somehow we’re ruled by someone else
Somehow our countries have turned into somewhere else

[Chorus]
You are fucking brown
You are fucking brown
Get the fuck outta town
Fuck off brown clown

No lyrics this time!

This was just a bit of fun, dedicated too all those anons who have contributed making based tunes.

Enjoy frens

well I saw a crowd a comin outta the ground
they had big side locks and eyes that shifted around
they started hand rubbing and exclaimed "oy vey!"
it looks like a penis eating scheme's underway

they were those cap domed, hook nosed
prepubescent penis eaters
(cap domed, hook nosed
prepubescent penis eaters)
cap domed, hook nosed
prepubescent penis eaters
what's their evil scheme?

well one had a tiny knife and he was lookin at me
I said "now please mr penis eater don't eat me"
and he said back in an effeminate huff
"I wouldn't eat you cauwwse youwre not smawl enough"

He was a black robed, hook nosed
lying child penis eater
(cap domed, hook nosed
prepubescent penis eater)
cap domed, hook nosed
prepubescent penis eater
looked like a demon to me

I said "baby penis eating, that's a crime"
he said "but chewing children's schmeckels is the way I dine"
but that's not the only thing that I have planned
"I wanna run the banks and buy up all of your land"

well bug soul, clip gold, prepubescent penis eater
psycho, schitzo foreskin and semen stealer
(ageless entropic forwce)
sin feeding demon creature
scrawny evil creep

well he swung open a grate and crawled back underground
he warned the trembling toddlers not to make a sound
he fondled all their penises and said in a growl
"if this gets out it's bye bye bank account"

they're the black souled, in control Luciferic Moloch feeders
fork tongued, gas lunged, sly unscrupled treason seeders
"I lick kids bawls"
prepubescent penis eaters
What's their evil scheme?

well I looked up his name and then uh-what do ya know?
his name is on the end of every tv show
I turned one on and he's distracting from rape
playing rock music through that horn on his face

"foreskin!"

[Verse 1]
In the land of jaw‑inspectors, I’m a Norwood Three
Tracing every hairline like it’s classified geometry
Maxilla on my wishlist, measuring the mandible
Posting on 4chan like a clinically mechanical
Clavicle extensions and I’m posing in the mirror
Hoping that my jawline’s gonna magically get clearer
Baby, I’m on Lookism dot org at half‑past ten
Scrolling through the threads, comparing chads again
Someone said I’m coping, but I’m coping with precision
Studying my angles like a NASA‑level mission
Don’t believe the numbers that you see
You get a grim prognosis from a forum NPC
So shave your head and accept the Norwood arc
Saving all your savings for a surgeon in the trailer park
Yo, cut it

[Chorus]
Soy un inceldór
I’m an incel baby, so why don’t you kill me (Double barrel shotgun)
Soy un inceldór
I’m an incel baby, so why don’t you kill me

[Verse 2]
The forces of mogging and a blackpill nightmare
Ban all the selfies ’cause my canthal tilt’s a scare
One guy’s a gigachaad and the other’s got a tag
Saying “rate my facial thirds,” shove my ego in a bag
With the rerun threads and the cope‑max nose job
The daytime doomscroll of the lookism mob
He hung his hopes on a jaw‑exercise ring
A slab of turkey neck doing battle with a neck‑skin sling
You can’t date if you can’t inflate
Trade the gym for the bones, for the frame, for the fate
And my time is a piece of wax falling off a dermaroller
Rolling down my temples like a balding shot‑caller
Who’s choking on the minoxidil

[Chorus]
Soy un inceldór
I’m an incel baby, so why don’t you kill me (Get crazy with the Jew rage)
Soy un inceldór
I’m an incel baby, so why don’t you kill me

[Bridge — Trailer Park / Turkey Arc]
Living broke in a trailer park, why‑fye stealing
Gambling on the internet, dopamine peeling
Trying to win enough cash for a flight to Turkey
Turkish Hairlines, baby, gonna fix me, surely
I’m a driver, I’m a winner
Things are gonna change, I can feel it (copium dinner)

[Final Chorus]
Soy un inceldór
I’m an incel baby, so why don’t you kill me (don't believe foids)
Soy un inceldór
I’m an incel baby, so why don’t you kill me
Soy un inceldór
Booking flights to Istanbul, praying they bill me
Soy un inceldór
I’m an incel baby, so why don’t you kill me

[Verse 1]
Here come the nogs again
Falling on my head like a memory
Falling on my head like a new commotion
I want to walk without crossing streets
I want to talk like clansmen do
Don't want to die in an ocean
Is it raining with slugs?


[Chorus]
So, home boy, talk your beef
Like fatiguers do
Smoke some crack
Like fatiguers do
Talk to thee
Like fatiguers do


[Verse 2]
Here comes the strain again
Straining at the gates, see a tragedy
Tearing up the class like a new commotion (Ooh)
I don't want to join the violence
I don't want to loot like rioters do
Want to avoid the red ocean
Is he graduating with you?

[Chorus]
So, home boy, talk your beef
Like fatiguers do
Smoke some crack
Like fatiguers do
Drop the slugs
Like fatiguers do

[Synth piano]

[Refrain]
So, home boy, talk your beef
Like fatiguers do

[Bridge]
Ooh
Ooh, hey
Here it comes again
Ooh
Hey, skkirt, hey, skkirt, skkirt, hey, hey

[Chorus]
So, home boy, talk your beef
Like fatiguers do
Smoke some crack
Like fatiguers do
Drop the slugs
Like fatiguers do

[Chorus]
So, home boy, talk your beef
Like fatiguers do
Smoke some crack
Like fatiguers do
Drop the slugs
Like fatiguers do

Slow down, slow down with the spending
Your wars somehow never-ending
Sold out, so now no pretending, pretending

Did I mention that I hate jews?
Did I mention that I hate jews?

Hard times, war crimes, we can see it
Far left, far right in agreement
Looks like both sides have a reason, a reason


Did I mention that I hate jews?
Did I mention that I hate jews?

Did I mention that I-
Did I mention that I hate jews?
Did I mention that I-
Did I mention that I hate jews?

drones over new jersey
spy on my love and me
what is the goal? are you controlled
by Iran, from the sea?

drones over new jersey
shine down as you begin
a beam of blue, divert from jews
we were noticing

hark, its the sound of the new thing come along
hey everyone look over here
speculate as we get strung along
by shiny, iridescent spheres

I see drones over new jersey
you know we're waiting for
a happening, an anything
never seen before

yeah I see drones over new jersey
you know we're waiting for
a happening, please, anything
never seen before
I'm a little bored

I don't have to subscribe
I don't have to log in
Get yourself fucked

I catch the newest trend
it's all infused with soy
and so much DRM
that I never can enjoy

but I try
I try

eats 2 terabytes
It's cheap nostalgia trash
another gay rehash
but they took out all the whites

they should die
I cry

Never gonna gorge your (modern slop)
made to spite me (modern slop)
rots your mind (modern slop)
makes me want to hurt mankind

(fuck mankind) millennial writing
(fuck those fags) just not funny
(fuck those fags) hipsters are such god damned fags

(God damned fags) so pretentious
(God damned fags) so relentless
(God damned fags) don't defend this modern slop

It doesn't really work
it's got no flavor or charm
yet gets a score of ten
and I never wonder why

I just sigh
I sigh

Never gonna whore for (modern slop)
woke misandry (modern slop)
no-ones white (modern slop)
wants you to abort mankind

(purge mankind) script is painful
(purge mankind) framerate's "artsy"
(fuck mankind) hipsters are such god damned fags

(God damned fags) no erections
(God damned fags) that's oppression
(God damned fags) no titties in modern slop

(Modern slop) L-G-B-T
(Modern slop) B-B-C's
(Modern slop) written in by body type b's

(type b's leave) vitiligo
(type b's leave) fucking pro-nouns!
(type b's leave) top or bottom surgery scars

(ten out of ten) wow! depression!
(ten out of ten) wow! lesbians!
(ten out of ten) I can't believe this modern slop!

Modern-slo-op
Modern-slo-oo-op
Modern-slo-op
Modern-slo-oo-op

Modern-slo-op
Modern-slo-oo-op
Modern-slo-op
Modern-slo-oo-op

(Modern slop)
(Modern slop)
(Modern slop)
(Modern-slooooop)

Modern slop pretends it's indie
(Modern slop)
Modern slop is not for guys
(Modern slop)
Modern slop thinks its so deep
(Modern slop)
Modern slop rots your mind
(Modern slop) never gonna fall for

(Modern slop)
(Modern slop)
[fades out]

I have a rental, forget the price
Increase is annual, a roll of the dice
Ukrainian missiles, Israeli cabal
Thank God our taxes pay for it all

They say I'm crazy, but they can't say I'm lying
I'm just speaking my mind 'til they make it a crime
Life's been cruel to me so far

My car's impressive in 2005
Fuel is expensive, I try not to drive
I cruise by ghettos, bums smoking crack
I lock the doors in case there's a black

Got debt collectors, harrassed to this date
They write me letters, tell me I'm late
So I got me a job and my back against the wall
Just leave a message, skipping the call

Fucking insane paying Netanyahu
Everybody say, "I'm broke" (We're broke)
As for Ukraine, they can fuck themselves too
Life's been cruel to me so far

The cost of groceries continues to sore
It's hard to eat when you're totally poor
It's tough to handle this torture and pain
All the pricetags are different, pay hasn't changed

They say I'm lazy, but I work all the time
Everybody say, "Oh, yeah." (Oh, yeah)
I keep on owin', guess I will til I die
Life's been cruel to me so far
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Intro]
If you don’t know me by now…
You’ll think I’m sticking spoons to my brow… oh‑oh‑oh…

[Verse 1]
All the things that people claim,
Like my arm’s a compass and my phone knows my name.
They swear I’m picking up radio from Channel Five,
And my fridge door opens when I walk by.
Don’t get so excited when I joke about a side effect,
’Cause last week you asked me if my veins turned into stringy nets.

[Chorus]
If you don’t know me by now…
You’ll think I’m magnetized somehow…
If you don’t know me by now…
You’ll think I’m glowing in the dark right now…

[Verse 2]
We’ve all got our quirks, it’s true,
But you think my elbow pairs with Bluetooth too.
You said my face looked “slightly slanted to the right,”
But that was just a selfie with bad lighting that night.
So get yourself together, stop believing every viral thread,
’Cause if I had strings in my bloodstream, I’d be knitting from my bed.

[Outro]
If you don’t know me by now…
You’ll think I’m charging up the house…
If you don’t know me by now…
You’ll think I’m half‑robot anyhow…

[Verse]
The snow is falling on the town so bright
The streets are glowing with a golden light
But the best surprise
Oh I can’t believe
The government’s sending us home Christmas Eve

[Chorus]
Back home for Christmas
What a treat
What a cheer
No ticket to buy
No worry
No fear
They’ve wrapped up the miles in a big red bow
Back home for Christmas
The best gift I know

[Verse 2]
No long lines at the station
No flight delays
Just a sleigh ride pass stamped with holiday praise
The chimneys are waiting
The cocoa is warm
And we’re all going home through this wintery storm

[Prechorus]
I never thought I’d see the day
When they’d send us home this way

[Chorus]
Back home for Christmas
What a treat
What a cheer
No ticket to buy
No worry
No fear
They’ve wrapped up the miles in a big red bow
Back home for Christmas
The best gift I know

[Bridge]
The postman is grinning
The train whistle blows
The skies hum with engines
The joy only grows
A miracle wrapped in a government seal
This holiday magic
It’s finally real

From the land of the cucked
Trans agenda on lock
Post-national identity
that means we're all fucked
From the gayest of gays
To street shitting pajeets
To the feminist 403s
And the transgendered freaks
O-o-o Canada
Oh you're no fan of us?
'Cause our entire society's high on cannabis?
Leaders scandalous, freeze banks to manage us
while hand wringing over indigenous inhabitants
where candidness speech will land you in jail
and socialist policies make small businesses fail
It's the gay white north
where politicians are all actors
They're in front of the joke
We're the butt of the laughter
The red and white flag
soon will be a hate symbol
People see Canada and think flag rainbows
Think we fuck dogs cuz it's almost legal
And you can't defend yourself because it's evil
(If you kill your enemies they win)
Yeah we insist all people are equal
mass import immigrants
cuz our birth rate's feeble
Same government since the 1980's
virtue signalling bunch of whiny babies
we know Justin trudeaus mom was a whore
all our politicians are WEF to the core
Every time Im shopping groceries cost more
I'm from Canada o-o-o Canada
O Canada o-o-o Canada
(O canada)
I'm from Canada
O-o-o Canada
When jab raps a parody we call it reality (x4)
I've been all around the globe and
I know our reputation is ruined
Honestly our governments incompetent and stupid
Yes, we have the most expensive rates for cell phones
What do you expect from this globalist hell hole
Speech is not free
the right wing are literal nazis
except that time the parliament saluted a literal nazi
it sure got some of us thinking funny
when zelensky was in the front row zeig heiling buddy
Our national symbols a god damn leaf
Day of the rake is not just a meme
most citizens happily define NPC
worldview curated by the CBC
it doesn't matter how you vote
They'll tax half your pay
to fund globalist goals
Our health care system
overloaded to the teeth
fosters a hypochondriac society
We're so blindly tolerant in our beliefs
we allow daytime robberies in the streets
political scandals are just as common it seems
while money launderers inflate real estate for the CCP
I know where I'm from where mkultra was born
known experiments on humans until '64
military psyops during covid fear porn
I'm from Canada o-o-o Canada